Finally, a definition of globalization
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question:What is the
truest definition of
Globalization?
Answer: Princess
Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer: An English
princess
with
an Egyptian
boyfriend
crashed in a French
tunnel,
driving a
German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before
you change the
spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese
motorcycles;
treated by an American
doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by a
Canadian,
using Bill Gates's
technology,
and you're probably
reading this on your
computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is
Globalization!
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