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雷同,相似?coincidence

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Jimmy 发表于 2007-5-7 18:59:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
> A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to
a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
> The woman perks up and says, " How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
> He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
> "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
> " What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What
are you celebrating?"
> "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist
told me I'm pregnant!"
> "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch
of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
> "I switched cocks," he replied.
> " What a coincidence," she said
> ***********
>
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flyingegg 发表于 2021-7-14 20:23:10 | 显示全部楼层
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zspkd 发表于 4 天前 | 显示全部楼层
我还以为是这个男人的人工授精杰作呢。
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