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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA:  
Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS:         Maria.


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?




JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER:  No, that's wrong



GLENN:    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



(I Love this kid)
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 楼主| ljmtidilgw 发表于 2009-2-3 20:11:44 | 显示全部楼层
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?



DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.



TEACHER:  What are you talking about?



DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.



WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?



GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'



MILLIE:           I is..




TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'



MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'



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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?



LOUIS:    Because George still had the axe in his hand.


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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?



SIMON:   No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?



CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?



HAROLD:   A teacher




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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'


MILLIE:           I is..



TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

这个比较变态,呵呵
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睿智的孩子,不简单!
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what a clever kid
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