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Casual Story of The Day - Men and Women.

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ljmtidilgw 发表于 2007-2-8 11:33:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed  to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. A! and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
To Male readers: Please scroll down.

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 楼主| ljmtidilgw 发表于 2007-2-8 11:35:09 | 显示全部楼层
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

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newgirl 发表于 2007-2-8 13:32:48 | 显示全部楼层

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage



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Jimmy 发表于 2007-2-8 21:51:26 | 显示全部楼层

回复 #3 newgirl 的帖子

原来傻人有傻福是指男人!
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newgirl 发表于 2007-2-9 08:38:11 | 显示全部楼层
It's all in the punctuation:
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing.
其实,女人和男人都是很聪明的。

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mincq 发表于 2007-7-2 11:18:55 | 显示全部楼层
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djun 发表于 2007-7-7 17:10:16 | 显示全部楼层
都是这样,没有一个人是傻子
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吉米 发表于 2016-11-22 23:08:51 | 显示全部楼层
自己知道了  
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